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To Join:

1. Send a note telling us you want to join. In said note we want a short paragraph about why you want to be a member and why you love Yondaime.

2. You must like/love Yondaime.

3. Don't be rude to other members.

4. DevWatch this club

5. Put our club icon up in your journal! (or somewhere else visible!)

6. Have fun!!




Owner says: I just wanna say, I am the Hokage's wife! Jaze-chan is just... the other wife >.> The man stays in MY closet and anyone who wants him needs my written permission to have him. The fee is 35$ and hour. If he comes back to me with any bruising or hicky's I charge an extra 10$ for damages.

Alright alright, so I really just wanna make sure you don't forget to send us a note if you wanna join! Otherwise you won't be put on the list of new members and therefore won't be eligable to participate in CONTESTS! So send us notes or I'll fork you!


So I f***ed up.....

I know T_T I do it alot... it's because I procrastinate on top of being busy with life... and just cuz life likes to kick me in the pants for being lazy, it has been brought to my attention that a note I sent to something like 14 new members NEVER got sent out! Some people have been waiting for my reply to their request to join from as early as mid AUGEST because of this. Yeah.. I sense people wanting to shoot me already... ><

So I'm gunna say this quick and formal. If you sent me a note to join anywhere between mid augest *I think the earliest one was augest 17, it's been a couple weeks since I sent that note.* and now, consider yourself a member, whether I've replied to you or not. I screwed up. Sorry about that *dodges bullets* Make sure you check the memberlist. If you sent me a note and your not on there then you're probably one of the people who got glitched out of my message.


LOTSA UPDATES, HERE AND COMING!

Once again, it has been too long! But, some work is about to get done around here to celebrate the Kakashi Gaiden which SHOULD be only 2 more weeks away! And because we've been lazy and this stuff needs to get done... But we've got updates!

First up, you've probably noticed the 2 new journal entries by now. The "Yondaime Theory" is an article is based on the *often rediculous and crazy* theories surrounding Naruto and Yondaime's relationship. Flaming gets you kicked out! No it doesn't.. but it doesn't boat well with the owners here So don't so it. Constructive critsism is encouraged. We could all use better grammer skills.

Second, this news page is getting pretty friggin full with stuff that we're not quite willing to erase just yet, such as the yondaime milkshake recepie and the profile page which came from the second Naruto character booklet. That kind of stuff needs to go somewhere, so the new "About Yondaime" page is going to have all that fun stuff put in there. There's nothing on it yet. A well constructed document is still under construction. It will be up in a few days. And we'll continue to add to it until the end of time!!! Or until either the Naruto anime stops or this clubs owners both die, whichever comes first >_>

Thirdly, a DA chat has been opened for any and all yondaime fans, member or non-member, you can come chat with us anytime now! You'll find the chat room here: [link] so come talk to us about yondaime! Your theories, your dreams, fanart and fanfics, everything is welcome there! Even-- well... we won't go into that kind of discussion on the front page >_> Heh heh....

Our new to-do list!

1. We've gotta get a new I.D. Preferably a color one this time. If you have idea's or suggestions leave it in a comment or note.

2. A new, in-color icon would be dandy, we're working on one.

3. Our first contest. It's coming, and soon

4. Update the artwork section. It hasn't been done in a year. And both owners are allergic to sasu-naru, deathly so. There's too much of it for our personal tastes. So, for any and all members who don't mind or maybe even appreciate the pairing, and don't mind sifting through fanart sites such as DA for the yondaime work, send us a note so we can put up a link to it!


LONG OVERDUE UPDATE! - Jan. 28 '06

I feel absolutely horrible that there hasn't been any news regarding our fave Hokage in the last 5 months.. but at last we have something worthy of reporting! as is annually done, studio perriot opens a poll for Naruto fans to vote on which Naruto character is their favorite. The first few Yondaime wasn't even listed on the charts. At the beginning of Naruto v2, which was about a year ago, he placed #22.

And today ladies and gentlemen! The votes are in! Posted in raw!chapter 292, Yondaime Hokage jumped in the ranks to an incredible #9! Thas right! He's in the top 10 of Naruto's favorite characters! Drawn in next to Naruto, who placed #4. They look cute side by side =^0^= Unfortunately however, most of Yondaime is hidden behind sasu-gay *I absolutely hate that selfsish brat, sorry to those of you who like him!*, who, somehow, placed #1. All you can see of the yellow flash is his head T_T What a waste! Oh well... He's still cute to look at though XD Next time I'm sure his ranking will have jumped even higher! And we'll get a much nicer picture of him!

Hang on to your seats fans! They've been foreshadowing the gaiden quite a bit in the recent filler arcs! It's a comin' round the corner! w00t w00t!


UPDATE! - Aug. 31 '05

<sub>Long time no see everyone! Who else is getting impatient with these filler episodes and is dying to hear our beloved Yondaime's voice? Definately me >_> Who here is praying that kishimoto might finally give us his name in the anime version? *Hears squealing fangirls* ya.. that's what I thought!

There's a rumor I heard awhile ago about his name actually being Kayaku. Not Arashi. *Which now makes more sense than ever since the name Arashi was recently used for a filler episode character*. Someone looked at the scribble on the frog summoning contract and said "It's Kayaku". I did my own research on the word, and as it turns out, kayaku is a spice commonly used in ramen, and the word itself translates to "gunpowder". Correct me if I'm wrong, but is gunpowder not was makes the small flash out the barrel of the gun when the trigger is pulled to fire? hmmm XD Just a little speculation spoiler for you all to ponder! Hopefully we'll know for sure as soon as this 3rd filler arc *NaruHina oo lalaa~ XD* is done with. Kishimoto has had a habit in the past of leaving out info in the manga, and then giving it to us in the anime. So everyone pray that this is the case here! *gets on hands and knees*

As for the change, we seem to have a lot of flakey members. People who are joining either to gain my affections or in hopes that one of our more popular members will notice them and plug them on their page. It's a cheap way to gain pageviews for yourselves, and those of you who are doing it are well aware of who you are. I won't say names. If you want attention, earn it by working hard and being a strong participant of the community. That's what this site is built upon. Community. Not a popularity contest. Of our 70+ members a scare dozen or so bother to participate in any way. Half of you didn't know what yondaime looked like until you either fell upon this club or a fanart of him somewhere.

So, since this club is still pretty much in it's beginning stages, I'm going to halt the problem before it gets a chance to become annoyingly serious. As you may have read above, from now on new members must write me a small paragraph *it doesn't have to be an essay, just a sentance or two.* in notes to join about WHY they love yondaime. If I see no paragraph, or I think you're feeding me lies, you're gunna hear a big fat NO. Period. If I say no, that means no. Begging or pleading will go ignored. However, should you choose to correct your mistake and try again, I'll be more than happy to hear you out. Raizu holds people who try and correct their mistakes in high respect. Don't shy away from trying again. Just don't give me a sac of bricks n' bullshit more than once, quick way to get raizu very angry. Okay? We all clear? okay.. *gives everyone hugs n' kisses* I wuv you all!</sub>

PERVY UPDATE! - Jun. 26 '05

There hasn't been any news in a month, and probably there won't be for another little while, only that the gaiden should be comming up in a few short episodes with a new opening and ending special for the arc. And so, to make up for the lack of updates, I have decided to post this perverted little drabble that was written by me quite awhile ago. Those who've read it think it's great, so I don't see the harm in sharing it with the rest of our horny-for-yondaime members XD Pervertedness and stupidity abound! If you don't like that then don't read! And now, here is the recepie for the mighty Yondaime Milkshake!!!

~ 2 big scoops of vanilla (or chocolate) icecream *don't worry if one is a little bigger than the other, it's normal*

~ 1 banana *the bigger the better*

~ Half a cup of milk *you know, the white creamy stuff*

~ Put in blender and blend on max power *he moves that fast!*

~ Once fully blended, pour.

~ You have to use a straw to drink it, suck it all up.

~ You'd be suprised just how FULL the yondy shake leaves you feeling.

~ Also note, do not try substituting the banana with any other kind of fruit. Everything else just comes up SHORT.

Hope you all enjoy your shakes!


MAJOR UPDATE! - May. 22 '05

Holy shit I think I'm having an insulin reaction! And here I was about to sign off msn and hit the hay, when Jaze-chan comes online bearing wonderful news! The new Naruto handbook that was just released contained a profile on our beloved Hokage, Yondaime! The information within was as follows:

Hokage, Fourth
Yondaime (4th) Hokage

Name in Japanese: Yondaime Hokage, 四代目火影, "Fourth Fire Shadow"
Age: ? (deceased)
Rank: Hokage
Height: 179,2 cm
Weight: 66,1 kg
Birthday: January 25
Blood Type: B
Registration #: ?
Affiliation: Konohagakure (Hidden Leaf)
Signature Ability: Rasengan, Summoning Technique (Kuchiyose no Jutsu) (Toads), Dead Demon Seal (Shiki Fūin), Flying Thunder God Technique (Hiraishin no Jutsu)

and now Naruto's stats:

Age: 12 years old at start of Manga, now 15.5
Height: 145.3 cm
Weight: 40.1 kg
Birthday: October 10
Blood Type: B
Affiliation: Konohagakure
Signature Ability: Kage Bunshin no Jutsu (Kage Bunshin no Jutsu; literally Shadow Clone Technique), Rasengan
Seiyū: Junko Takeuchi

Does anyone else here notice that the two boys share Bloodtype B??? XD If this isn't a major step in proving the two are father and son then I don't know WHAT is!!!! Have a good night everyone and may you all have wonderful Yondaime-ful dreams!

BTW You can read more on what is written in the handbook here: [link]